MARCH

ha, ha, ya-di-ya,
hoikin’ up the heaterin’
till all yer little froggies
start grippin’ and slitherin’
broilin’ up a pondstorm
spewin’ out frogspawn;
an all yer soppysilly buds
simpering curtseylike
la,la,la daffydowndillys,
an all the stoopid sheepies
bleatin’ well birthin’
slopperin’ out their mewlin’
lambikins on the grassygreen;
an all the neverlearn peeps
optimisted, hopeblinkered
cheerfool an’ headsoft
let liddle chidderlins
disvest  unglove  castclout
slipscarf sayin’ in like a lion
out like a lamb an me snickerin’
ha,ha, this’ll learn ya
tempdrop  icenose
sleetslash  hailhurt
flakefall  freezeball,
snowstormin’  blizzardin’
hidin’ up the lambkins
an the daffydillys
springclean  startfresh 
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